READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
A lot of people were just waiting to hate on “The Sound of Music Live” on NBC. I guess it’s a good thing the show’s target audience wasn’t assholes.
- (via angry-hippo)
I tried not to reblog this. I REALLY did.
You have to believe me, I tried…
I support him
he has my vote.
this is gold.
- Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
people who reblog graphic pornography like this are the reason I don’t check Tumblr in public. Have you no shame??
i’m going to make a blog called so-unrelatable and i’m just going to go through really obscure tags reblogging things like “does anyone else hate it when you’re going antiquing and you drop your vibrator into a priceless arabesque vase and the entire table starts bumpin and you just gotta be like Oh My God These Antiques Are Haunted”